Google Quotes - Page 7

The trouble with stand-up is it sort of is you and yet it isn't you and it's incredibly hard not to take everything said about you personally. I would never Google my own name; I don't want to hear people being mean about me.

Research now means a Google search.

Don't forget that SlideShare is indexed by Google. Great opportunity to appear in search results.

I always knew what I wanted to dress like but that's when I became really passionate about it. We'd be in class and Google outfits or I'd doodle what I wanted.

Nice Site! http://google.com

Isn't Googling someone the first thing everyone does?! They meet someone new and Google them!

One should not google oneself. My mother lets me know when I'm being followed by paparazzi.

Fifty years ago, the way that we consumed food was revolutionized. We began eating processed foods, and it seemed amazing. And then we woke up many decades later, and we realized that food was engineered to make us fat. And I think that such companies as Google, Facebook, Amazon, Apple are doing the same thing with the stuff that we ingest through our brains. They're attempting to addict us, and they're addicting us on the basis of data.

Google is in a position where it doesn't even have to strive to become a hip, conscious choice. Brands are temporary fads. Functionality is forever. Google just has to 'be,' and everyone will end up there sooner or later.

Never stop testing, and your advertising will never stop improving. Testing was used in advertising decades ago. The internet has made testing so easy that every online marketer can use it to improve advertising results. Google content experiment is a free tool for you to do split testing.

When the Chinese told Google that they had to block sites or they couldn't do [business] in their country, they managed to figure out how to block sites.

If I could edit Google Images, then I wouldn't be as scared of the Internet.

What happens when you combine blogs, Google and millions of dissatisfied customers? An e-mob.

The destiny of [Google's search engine] is to become that Star Trek computer, and that's what we are building.

I am visible to Google. I link therefore I am.

Start-up should focus on innovation not on building on infrastructure. Thanks to Google cloud service they can.

It's unreal. I mean, the dog backflips. It's amazing. Google Jumpy on YouTube - I had seen the dog first and I was like, "Y'all don't even know."

Google started as a free search engine. It's still free, but now it's making a lot of money on ads, right? A lot of money.

You can't be in love with a Google search.

There are only two companies in the world that can help me. That's Facebook and Google, because they are going to make me the largest digital network in the world, which is my goal.

More than a billion people have downloaded Google Earth. More than a billion people use Google Maps. They are very comfortable tools for people to explore the planet in high resolution.

Xiaomi looks a bit like Apple but is really more like Amazon with some elements of Google.

One percent of the equity, 1 percent of the profits, and 1 percent of the people go into Google.org. The most important asset isn’t money, it’s people. One percent of the people means 60 or 70 of the smartest people in the world trying to solve some of the biggest problems in the world.

I tell people, 'I have a Ph.D. from Google University.

It's being reported that Google spent over $5 million on lobbying just during the first quarter of this year. You'd think Google wouldn't really need to lobby politicians. All they have to say is, 'We have your search history. Do what we tell you.'