Guy Quotes - Page 255

On our show, I've only reached out and touched about 55 guys. I think there's still about 40 million.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

In the romantic sense, I'm pretty useless with guys. If I see somebody who I'm attracted to, generally I just think, 'Oh well, he's not interested in me.' The only time that I talk to guys is when they talk to me first.

When I was in seventh grade, I totally had a crush on a guy who was older than me, and he listened to alternative music. So he was into Days of the New and stuff like that, and more poppy stuff, too, like Matchbox Twenty.

A cheerleader? Do I look like a guy who'd be interested in talking to a cheerleader?

Finding the cutest guy in A.A. is like finding the cutest loony in the bin.

I've always gone out with much younger guys. But I rushed into relationships before really getting to know the person. What would come up as a warning sign within the first two weeks of dating would usually be the exact reason the relationship would end!

It's a lot different being a hip-hop artist. You just show up with a piece of paper with your words on it, say it in the mic, then you leave and some other guy does all the music.

Guys with nice person names try to be sympathetic.

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'

Guys can get bored easily.

At the end of the day, you want to be always the one that's one step ahead of everybody, and when it comes to hip-hop, culture and art, you want to be that signature guy.

I got a picture [tattoo] of Mohammed Ali on my side with one of his quotes. That's my guy. I look up to him. I'm like his number one fan.

If you go out on a date, for the first date, a guy should pay, a guy should be respectful and, you know, I'm not saying roll out a red carpet, but, like, open the door and just be polite and just have common courtesy. I don't think that's too much to ask.

Catcalling is pretty much never going to work. Like anytime a guy's like, "Hey girl! Can we friends?" It's like, I don't know you. I'm just walking by right now, and that's weird. No relationship has ever started from a catcall.

I'm a simple guy. There's nothing fancy about my life.

There are guys out there faster than me.

For guys who are into fitness, I think its important to wear slim-fit stuff that is pretty tight so they can show off the bodies they have been working hard to have. Women are going to appreciate that.

We hate our heroes, you know. That's one of the great things about this whole deconstruction thing - there's no more heroes. It's always been there, you just look at people's reactions, and when the good guys are skunks, those parts stick with us.

Id love to have William Faulkner, Beethoven and Bach over. I want to find out what makes those guys tick!

Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who's in crisis?

I'm never going to apologize for having a lot of guy friends, and I always have. That happens, and I'm not going to live my life where I'm not going to go out and have a coffee or lunch with my guy friends.

I was like, "Excuse me, guys. My ass is going to be facing this way. Do you mind maybe just standing over there during this take because something is going to happen."

It's such a challenge to play a good guy - it's hard to be believable.

I was meant to play the bad guy, for always and ever.