For every big American movie I've done where I was the supporting guy, I've gone back home to Canada to do supporting movies where I was the lead.
God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.
One of these days, you're going to fall in love with some guy, and you're not going to know what to do with yourself.
I'm quite a smiley guy, I have my moments, but I think I'm generally of a relatively optimistic nature.
I always run into these Ph.D.s. They write and write and write about sustainable development. Then these guys ask me, 'But, how do you do it?' They are scared to death to do anything.
I have spoken to a whole group of millionaires, head executives at Microsoft. Boy did I chew those guys out.
Guys like Bin Laden have been responsible for injuring and maiming and murdering more Muslims than any foreign imperial power has in the last hundred years.
The English are good at bad guys - the James Bond-style villain, cunning, slow-burning. The Americans are much more obvious about it.
I want to bulk up. I'm a skinny guy.
I never claimed to be anything more than a nice guy and an athlete.
I'm naturally shy, so the social media thing is new to me. I haven't really figured out how my voice sounds on social media, you know? I don't want to tweet everyday just for the sake of tweeting. I want to make sure whatever I do there is honest. Social media can very quickly get fake, and I don't want to be that guy.
I've often been the guy who doesn't get the girl.
I am a Bay Area guy, no question.
I want to be the guy who catches the game-winning touchdown.
I don't mind The Boss. I think he's an honest guy. I have some of his records, not all of them. I've met a couple of the E-Street guys, and they seem really cool.
My version of Superman is essentially of a guy who has spent his whole life alone.
They often ask me to shoot for them. But I say no. I think an old guy like me ought not take pages away from young photographers who need the exposure.
From now on, match me with one guy at a time.
I've never seen a Western that was really truthful. Most are just morality plays. Good guys and bad guys - and the good guys always win, whereas in reality most of the sheriffs were as bad as the gangsters they were after.
It's a terrible shame if you're born the brightest guy in your class. If you're not, then you have to hustle-and that's good.
I'm a "what you see is what you get" kind of guy. I don't have any time to be showing anybody any bag of tricks.
I don't think American independent films have ever really been particularly experimental, except for the original guys from the '60s who were huge influences, like Stan Brakhage, Robert Breer, and Stan van der Beek. They were the true independents.
If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership.
A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
I'm not really a bird person or an Audubon guy who studies them, but as I was around them, they interested me.