Ifs Quotes - Page 164

No woman ought to pretend she's intelligent. And if she is she ought to have the intelligence to pretend she isn't.

To sing is to bring to life; impossible if the words are mediocre, however good the music.

Who among us wouldn't rush out and buy a Pepsi if we thought it would make the Osborne's disappear?

Even if our home burns down we can rebuild it. But the things that we got for nothing, we can never replace.

If you keep the law of God, you are not described in Scripture as a pinched legalist, but rather as happy (Prov. 29:18).

Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now.

If children live with approval, they learn to like themselves.

Conscience is called the adversary, because it always opposes our evil will; it reminds us of what we ought to do but do not, and condemns us if we do something we ought not.

And if it can’t be fun, what’s the point?

If Vladimir Putin says great things about me, I'm going to say great things about him.

If we can't be true to ourselves, what can we be true to?

Tell me I have to be somewhere, and I'll be there 20 minutes early and stay there longer than anybody else. You hold up a lot of people if you're not on time.

If I see something sagging, dragging and bagging, I’ll get it nip, tucked, sucked or plucked.

If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!

Prototype as if you are right. Listen as if you are wrong.

If there's anything that is the center of my career both creatively and emotionally, it's the Olympics.

I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.

If only more Christians read their bibles there'd be less Christians.

If you are not doing what your passion is, you are putting it on layaway.

You can only do good if you feel good.

If emptiness is empty, how can something be borne or awaken from it?

Examine other points of view as if they were your own.

We must never pretend appreciation, but if we feel it, then we must express it

If you are not astonished that you exist, your humanity is not complete.

Make sure you're doing something that you love, that you're willing to do for the rest of your life. If you're doing it for money, that's the only thing you won't make.