Beard Quotes

The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.

The establishment will irritate you - pull your beard, flick your face - to make you fight. Because once they've got you violent, then they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non-violence and humor.

This music has been around since before the beard on Moses. I happed to do it very well and I happen to have a lot of groovy songs that I know people are going to dig. I know more about it than you do.

I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that indeed I am a man.

It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.

Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The idea that God's mercy is connected to whether or not I shave is ludicrous and I need to just trust myself, and that, you know, if I'm deserving of God's mercy, I'll get it, regardless of, you know, my beard.

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.

I dont like myself without a beard.

Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner

I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing a beard.

Hagrid looked down at his umbrella and scratched his beard. 'Shouldn'ta lost me temper,' he said ruefully, 'but it didn't work anyway. Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasn't much left ter do.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard

Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

The beard must not be plucked. Ye shall not deface the figure of your beard.

There are days when I think: what if I just checked out? What if I grew a beard and went off to live somewhere remote? I have often wondered about the freedom that would bring.

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.