Laughing Quotes - Page 89

One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all.

If you want to make god laugh, make a plan.

Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. “I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums,” she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway to the roast chicken platter. He slid his eyes to me and leaned close. “If you ever call me snuggy wuggums in public I’ll lock you in the cellar and chain you to the furnace.

In his 30 years of broadcasting and publishing fiction, Garrison Keillor has set the laugh bar pretty high.

What a shame, for I dearly love to laugh.

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

What they say about TV shows is true. You're really a family. You laugh, you fight, you get close, you know? Movies are shorter. They're over quicker. You don't form the same bonds.

Good try, ya bugging shank. The Gathering elects Runners, and if you think I'm tough, they'd laugh in your face.

We always say, one day we will laugh at this. I always try to make sure that this one day is today.

I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.

Somebody had tipped the American continent like a pinball machine and all the goofballs had come rolling to LA in the southwest corner. I cried for all of us. There was no end to the American sadness and the American madness. Someday we'll all start laughing and roll on the ground when we realize how funny it's been.

Pippin glanced in some wonder at the face now close beside his own, for the sound of that laugh had been gay and merry. Yet in the wizard's face he saw at first only lines of care and sorrow; though as he looked more intently he perceived that under all there was a great joy: a fountain of mirth enough to set a kingdom laughing, were it to gush forth.

Make a right, 40th Ave., that's when i smile and laugh

The 6 elements of life are to laugh, give, share, enjoy, care, and live a strong and full life.

We ultimately have to find truth in the material, and I think that transfers onto the screen. Obviously there's varying degrees of it, and we don't get it right all the time [laughs], but I think when it feels grounded, it's because we recognize the truth in the material.

One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity. He needs someone to laugh at his jokes.

There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.

One day I would be a better hand at the game. One day I would learn how to laugh. Pablo was waiting for me, and Mozart too.

If you begin the day with a laugh, you may, nevertheless, end it with a sob and a sigh.

I am no more lonely than the loon in the pond that laughs so loud, or than Walden Pond itself. What company has that lonely lake,I pray?

Humor in a relationship is so important. Many women will say that. Some say, 'If they can make you laugh, it's the sexiest thing on earth.'

I want to make everybody laugh.

You're not just looking for laughs, but you're trying to do the characters first, and then the laughs come afterwards.

I've just always liked watching people dance. I can't explain it. It used to just make me laugh. Sometimes you can tell a lot about a person by the way they shake their ass.

One must laugh and weep, love, work, enjoy and suffer, in short vibrate as much as possible in all his being.