Lazy Quotes - Page 9

If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me because I'm too lazy to write

I wouldn't mind my book being called an African novel if it didn't invite lazy readings.

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.

To be honest with you, a lot of directors can be very lazy.

Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.

I wanted to be a poet and/or an artist, but I was very lazy (frightened of failure, I guess) and drank too much.

Some people think that poor people are lazy. Actually, it takes a lot of work to survive when you are dirt-poor.

Comfort zones are overrated. They make you lazy.

I was too lazy to start a whole new story, so I just stuck a princess into the story I was working on... and The Princess Diaries was born!

You know we all became mathematicians for the same reason: we were lazy.

A lazy person will try to always find some way to do something; they'll always be looking for ways of doing something faster, more efficiently, and if you really want to control the world, that's a really sort of hubristic notion - excessive pride, the thing that Zeus zaps you for having.

A lazy frost, a numbness of the mind.

Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired.

Because of the wonderfully positive response to 'Life's That Way,' I am considering writing some more autobiographical stuff - maybe another book. I don't know. It doesn't help that I'm lazy.

Are you lazy or just incompetent?

If you let a child know that you think he is lazy, sloppy, untruthful, unpleasant, and thoughtless, he'll probably prove you are right. Obviously, it is much better to make him stretch to reach a positive image than stoop to match one at ground level.

Humanity is constitutionally lazy.

I've been so lazy all my life. I used to literally lie on the couch, up until the age of 35, fearing that my bones were dissolving like sugar cubes, from disuse.

The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing.

The bagger is the technique of lazy.

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian.

I'm just really a lazy homebody.

There is always the option of being emotionally lazy, that is, of quoting.

I played sports, so I understood quickly I shouldn't be eating fast food because it was slowing me down, making me feel lousy and lazy, and my instincts were not working as they should.