Moose Quotes

Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi.

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit.

The Creator is not a careless mechanic.

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of?

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers.

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it.

You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. Ill take an angry moose any day.

You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?" "I've a knife in my boot," she said, and then wondered, for a moment, if she could throttle a moose with her bare hands.

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose.

I feel as fit as a bull moose.

If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.

The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus.

The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said.

You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?

But, on more accounts than one, I had had enough of moose-hunting. I had not come to the woods for this purpose, nor had I foreseen it, though I had been willing to learn how the Indian manvred; but one moose killed was as good, if not as bad, as a dozen.

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.

Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks.