Never Trust Quotes - Page 2

Never trust the teller, trust the tale.

A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors.

Obedient people never trust in themselves.

Never trust the calm sea when she shows her false alluring smile.

Never trust a thought that didn't come by walking.

never trust a Troglotroll

Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.

Never trust people that like to call things by initials, that's my philosophy.

I have said it before and I will say it again: Impeachment is off the table.

Never trust a shiny surface. They hide a multitude of flaws.

Never trust people who've only got one book.

Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does... ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent.

Never trust a skinny cook.

Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.

The apples stewed with prunes are excellent, except for the prunes, I won't eat prunes myself. Well, there was one time when Hobb chopped them up with chesnuts and carrots and hid them in a hen. Never trust a cook, my lord. They'll prune you when you least expect it.

I always warn aspiring reporters to observe three basic rules: 1. Never trust an editor. 2. Never trust an editor. 3. Never trust an editor.

Never trust the artist. Trust the tale. The proper function of the critic is to save the tale from the artist who created it.

Never trust advice from a man in the throes of his own difficulty.

You can never trust what you read.

Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'. David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich. Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust them.

I never trusted a man who never smoked or drank.

You should never trust a person who prays in public.

You can never trust anyone once you've had to trap them in a cage.

Never trust an android! Anything could happen, really, from here on in.