Top 5 Old Jokes Quotes - Quoted Daily

Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.

Encounters, Individual, Old Jokes

Ivan Sergeevich Turgenev (1994). “Essential Turgenev”, p.741, Northwestern University Press

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

Two, Boat, Old Jokes

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

Father, Realizing, Old Jokes

Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.

Medicine, Goes On, Old Jokes

"The Silence of Colonel Bramble". Book by Andre Maurois, 1918.

Is anything wrong, dear? the old joke went. No, why? You moved. Just don't move.

Moving, Old Jokes, Dear

Margaret Atwood (1986). “The Handmaid's Tale”, p.222, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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