Perfect Quotes - Page 100

Oscar Wilde (1969). “The Artist as Critic: Critical Writings of Oscar Wilde”, p.380, University of Chicago Press
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
Orlando Aloysius Battista (1981). “Quotoons: a speaker's dictionary”, Perigee
Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.
Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.13, BookBaby
Are my boots old? Is my coat torn? / Am I no longer young, and still not half-perfect?
Mary Oliver (2006). “Thirst: Poems”, p.8, Beacon Press
"Marsden Hartley" by Gail R. Scott, Abbeville Publishers, Cross River Press, New York (p. 68), 1988.
"Praying Circles Around Your Children". Book by Mark Batterson, 2012.