Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?
Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
If I had it [life] to do all over again, I'd have been a plumber.
If I could do it all again, I'd be a plumber.
I wanted to be a plumber.
I never planned on being a plumber.
If you are a plumber, you can work on a shed, or you can work on a mansion. It's just scale.
What did my parents say when I told them I wanted to be an actor? 'Be a plumber.'
[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper.
I really see the vocation of politics like I see every vocation - whether its being a reporter or serving in public life or being a plumber - as an extension of ministry.
