Ponies Quotes - Page 2

As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a fetish. Every twelve years I would drop whatever I was doing and allow wild Caucasian ponies to drag me to a reputable orthodontist.

Wherever there were horses or ponies the mushrooms always sprang up.

If there’s a magic pony in the story, chances are I’ll read it.

Who'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck it out once a week.

If you were seeing a lot of horseshit, there had to be a pony in the vicinity.

Sometimes I think I'm a one-trick pony because I'm not very inventive about new ways of telling stories.

Tyson was still staring at Chiron in amazement. He whimpered like he wanted to pat Chiron's flank but was afraid to come closer. "Pony?

Fish Ponies! I put them on the ceiling!" -Tyson

I wouldn’t kill your pony. I’d like to believe it, anyway. I’d like to believe I wouldn’t drag you out in to the woods and leave you there, either. So far, it hasn’t come up.

I can sometimes gaze out of the window, at the sheep, ponies, grazing deer, and numerous woodland folk. It's a wonderful setting in which to write. I live on a dirt road, miles from anywhere, with no neighbors.

Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony who was about to go into attack mode.

Zealots are like one track-pony. Don't get in their way without expecting to get hurt.

I would not wish to marry someone who had already been married. It would be,' she opined, 'like having someone else break in one's own pony.

Dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you down.

It's the digital era. What makes it exciting is that it's both the Golden Age of television and the Wild West of television. Something is happening now that's unprecedented, and we know that we're a part of it. What could be more exciting or better than that? You can't lose because you're on the pony and you're staking the claim.

I swim with all my strength. No superhuman surge, or pony heroics; it's just me at my most desperate.

I'm not a gentle pony... I promise you, you will have to work to keep your seat.

Scott Sigler's Infected is a bucking pulp pony that throws you this way and that, and just when you think you've got your balance, that ole pony bucks the other way. All in all, one hell of an exhilarating ride, and highly recommended.

a local train ... moved gently off up the line with a very singular motion indeed, in which the leap of a frog, the bounce of a pogo-stick, and the canter of a very short fat pony all were brought to mind.

First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!

If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles.

I'm not going to get off the pony as long as they let me ride it.

I am a one-trick pony. But I have worked hard at something I would have liked to do even if I weren't paid a penny for it, and made a good living at it. You can't be luckier than that in this life, no matter who you are or what you do.