Pregnancy Quotes - Page 20

I stayed really physical during my pregnancy. I stuck to my normal pre-pregnancy workout, minus the stomach exercises and twisting. I really felt it helped my whole well-being.

I have the world's worst pregnancies.

I moved up beside Jamie."I have to go." She frowned at me. "Where?" I pressed a hand to the bottom of my belly. "My bladder.It-" Ah." She gave a small laugh. "We interrupt this life-or-death situation for a pregnancy pee break. Don't see that in the movies, do you?

We need to support these women who are in crisis pregnancy situations.

You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.

I gained 60 pounds, and I'm proud of it. Why do I need to watch my weight when I'm pregnant? I could eat whatever the hell I want to eat.

Most artists, ashamed of their need for encouragement, try to carry their work to term like a secret pregnancy.

I think these nine months of pregnancy are a gift nature gives you to get you ready to be a mother. You couldn't be a mother without thinking about it. You want to be ready. Of course that influences you, but in a way I can't really explain.

You're so lucky you never had morning sickness. It's horrible. Like a hangover without the good time.

I was a late child from my parents, so I grew up surrounded by people a lot older than me. I think even when I was 21, I felt like I was a 70-year-old man.

Of course, I have the emotional ups and downs of pregnancy, like crying jags for no reason and then the next day I can't even remember what I was crying about!

Secrets are like pregnancies hereabouts. You can hide them for a while but then they will start screaming.

I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.

Labor is really going to hurt.

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!

We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.

I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn't until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back.

I can't help but be a different person now that I've had kids. That really does change your whole perspective on life for the better.

I think some people just use pregnancy as an excuse to really pig out. To be really disgusting. I am just going to eat this is my opportunity. I waited for this my whole life. I was not one of these people.

I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight.

I had absolutely no idea how I had ballooned during my pregnancy. All I thought about was eating plenty of food to keep my baby healthy.