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Rita Rudner Quotes about Pregnancy

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I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Rita Rudner
Funny, Children, Pregnancy

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Rita Rudner
Baby, Funny Inspirational, Pregnancy
Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag.

Rita Rudner
Baby, Pregnancy, Two
"Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature". Book by Rita Rudner, 1992.

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