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Puddles Quotes - Page 2

What happened, then? You're stomping through every puddle you can find and look like you're going to punch the first person you see. Why are you hanging around, then? Aren't you worried about getting hit? Aw, you'd

What happened, then? You're stomping through every puddle you can find and look like you're going to punch the first person you see." "Why are you hanging around, then? Aren't you worried about getting hit?" "Aw, you'd never hurt me. My face is too pretty

Richelle Mead
Hurt, Puddles, Looks
Richelle Mead (2008). “Shadow Kiss: A Vampire Academy Novel”, p.22, Penguin

To illustrate the vain conceit that the universe must be somehow pre-ordained for us, because we are so well-suited to live in it, he [Douglas Adams] mimed a wonderfully funny imitation of a puddle of water, fitting itself snugly into a depression in the ground, the depression uncannily being exactly the same shape as the puddle.

Richard Dawkins
Water, Religion, Puddles

If they projected the fact that they are dangerous any harder, there would be little puddles of "danger" on the floor around them. Look, it's "danger", don't step in it!

Mercedes Lackey
Would Be, Puddles, Looks
Mercedes Lackey (1995). “The Eagle & the Nightingales”, Baen Books

Why wilt thou be so sottish, such an enemy to thyself, as to prefer puddle-water, and that poisoned too and stolen, before pure living waters out of thy own well?

Matthew Henry
Water, Enemy, Puddles
Matthew Henry (1839). “An Exposition of the Old and New Testament: Wherein Each Chapter is Summed Up in Its Contents: Job-Solomon's Song. 1839”, p.819

Even if nothing worse than wasted mental effort could be laid to the charge of theology, that alone ought to be sufficient to banish it from the earth ... What a vast amount of labour and learning has been expended, as uselessly as emptying shallow puddles into sieves! How much intellect has been employed mousing after texts, to sustain preconceived doctrines!

Lydia M. Child
Effort, Doctrine, Puddles

You know that thing about Death Be Not Proud? Well, Fear Be Not Proud either. And Fear Be Not Elegant. What Fear be is stumbling, bumbling flight, crashing through brush, slip-sliding on pine needles, sloshing through puddles that are always deeper than you expect.

Josh Lanyon
Fear, Puddles, Proud

Every male in the world thinks he's an excellent driver. Every copper who's ever had to pick an eyeball out of a puddle knows that most of them are kidding themselves.

Ben Aaronovitch
Thinking, Males, Puddles
Ben Aaronovitch (2011). “Moon Over Soho”, p.123, Del Rey

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