Rugby Quotes - Page 2

I thought I would have a quiet pint ... and about 17 noisy ones.

I didn't know what was going through my mind.

I'm still an amateur, of course, but I became rugby's first millionaire five years ago.

Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels.

This morning I was standing in the shower and thought how I was sick of losing and how it was about time I had a big game.

The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.

I knew he would never play for Wales ... he's tone deaf.

Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.

Forwards are the gnarled and scarred creatures who have a propensity for running into and bleeding all over each other.

Wade Dooley: With a handle like that he sounds more like a western sheriff than the Lancashire bobby that he is.

I played ten injury-free years between the ages of 12 and 22. Then, suddenly, it seemed like I was allergic to the twentieth century.

I'm very happy to be back playing rugby for England again - there were times when I questioned if this would happen.

It's the first time I've been cold for seven years. I was never cold playing rugby league.

The sooner that little so-and-so goes to rugby league, the better it will be for us.

It's definitely the hardest tackle I've taken in my life but I'm still breathing and that's a good sign.

Bryan Habana likes to talk himself up before games and then nothing happens.

Me? As England's answer to Jonah Lomu? Joanna Lumley, more likely.

League is much, much more physical than Union, and that's before anyone starts breaking the rules.

The time I've spent in professional Premiership club rugby has been invaluable.

You blindfold yourself and spin around for 10 times and then open your eyes and try to chase it down.

I'd like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

I'm a great believer in what happens on the field should stay there.

On his multi-player injury substitutions against Western Samoa-It was like the Falklands crisis. I was counting them in and counting them out.

I'm 49, I've had a brain haemorrhage and a triple bypass and I could still go out and play a reasonable game of rugby union. But I wouldn't last 30 seconds in rugby league.

If there was a Harlem Globetrotters of rugby league, he’d be in it.