Shotguns Quotes

There is nothing more dangerous than a woman with a shotgun. Because you don't know when it's going to go off...and neither does she.

Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy.

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

When your holding a double barrel shotgun use both barrels.

Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun.

You can't talk to a man, with a shotgun in his hand.

I would love to get an international version of Riding Shotgun going, because that's what I've been angling at ever since I wanted to do a travel show in the first place.

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

Hannah leaned against the wall. "Mind if I call shotgun?" Since you're carrying one? Feel free.

I had to shoot shotguns for The Blues Brothers. But I don't like that stuff. Too butch for me.

How to stop Messi? You need to bring a shotgun, pam-pam and that's it.

Don't make Christ ride shotgun.

It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.