Weather Quotes - Page 9

My mind was always set on joining Manchester United. How can you not go to United? I don’t play for money. I play for glory and winning championships. I’m happy here. I hear people complain about the weather, there’s nothing to do and the food. But, for me, it’s not like that. I play for a club I love, the biggest club, and everything else doesn’t matter.

If only the weather would improve, there'd be hope of some work, but every day brings rain.

You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.

There is nothing more to be said or to be done tonight, so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable ways of our fellowmen.

Statues lined the stairs and stood, dotted across the roof. But they had been brutalized by time and the weather. Some were missing arms. Many had no faces. Once they had been saints and angels. Two hundred years standing in London had turned them into cripples.

If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change.

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.

I got into moisturiser when I played football. If you're out in all weathers you have to take care of your face.

If you know someone who's depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn't a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.

When two Eglishmen meet, their first talk is of the weather.

According to any textbook on dynamic meteorology, one may reasonably conclude that in a warmer world, extratropical storminess and weather variability will actually decrease.

I can't stand light. I hate weather. My idea of heaven is moving from one smoke-filled room to another.

A few years ago, I won a Tony for Little Me and I learned two important lessons from that experience. 1. Fair-weather friends are so much more interesting to be around and 2. It's amazing what this award fetches on E-Bay.

Know how weather, especially humidity, can affect the movement of doors and windows.

You can put up with everything in this world except not with a long stretch of beautiful days.

You think the weather is weird now? Just wait. A new MIT study, just published in a peer-reviewed journal, projects that the Earth could see warming of more than 9 degrees F by 2100 - more than twice earlier projections.

It is no use to grumble and complain; It's just as cheap and easy to rejoice; When God sorts out the weather and sends rain - Why, rain's my choice.

For me especially, I travel a lot, and with the weather change and everything, my skin gets dehydrated very fast.

I have discovered that the world over, unusual weather prevails at all times of the year.

Isn't horrible weather great? It means I don't have to wash my car!

The weather's cold. My club's bad. My knee hurts. I can't putt no more. I'm off my diet. My wife is nagging me. Other than that, everything's great.

Our fascination with weather: its caprices and changes as an antidote to the eternal repetition of daily life; a helpful illusion of novelty

Homosexuality is like the weather. It just is.

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather!

Food is a subject of conversation more spiritually refreshing even than the weather, for the number of possible remarks about the weather is limited, whereas of food you can talk on and on and on.