Women Quotes - Page 123

Going into therapy doesn't guarantee poop on toast.

You'd be amazed at how much power women have over men - and the basic control is nagging... Men are very simple creatures, like puppies.

Never miss an opportunity to look like a nice guy.

Your mother doesn't own you. Your father doesn't own you. You own you.

If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room.

Women who don't think they can get a neat guy hang onto losers because something is better than nothing.

Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on.

You can rescue a woman from a dragon - because you can go slay the dragon - but you can't rescue a woman from herself.

Decent responsible parents are a royal pain- that's how you know when you have them [such parents].

Most people are weak and frightened, and run from anything which could be upsetting. Most people, also, are takers and not givers.

Having a sense of purpose in life is the best way to avoid dispair.

When a man marries he takes a bigger risk than the woman, because she can march out with his kids, his money, his home, and his dog.

Too many people make the past their identity and spend the rest of their lives accumulating sympathy for their past pain.

I know how to handle women who act like ladies, but my landlady ain't no lady. Sometimes I even wish I was living with my wife again so I could have my own place and not have no landladies.

[Kim Kardashian] is one of the hardest-working women I've been around ever.

It is not extraordinary that the extraterrestrial origin of women was a recurrent theme of science fiction.

I am dedicated to ensuring reproductive health and freedom for all. Please join me in supporting Planned Parenthood's vital work to protect access to reproductive health care and real sex education worldwide.

I am dedicated to ensuring reproductive health and freedom for all.

People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.

I am not for women but against men.

Only a woman of the world is a woman; the rest are females.

The stress of making small talk with in-laws is called being part of a family.

The way one was brought up isn't an excuse for rude behavior.

We are all entitled to our little harmless habits, but we are not entitled to demand approval for them.

It is, indeed, a trial to maintain the virtue of humility when one can't help being right.