If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.
Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.
I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn't trying to prove I'm boss. I know I'm boss.
When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!
It's a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
I'm an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
Can't win without talent, you know.
If you're straight with your players, they'll be straight with you.
God didn't miss any of us.
All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
I just can't recruit where there's grass around. You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
Winning is only important in war and surgery.
The people who know basketball, their elevators don't go to the top.
Butch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school. You're the best there. You've been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we'll make nice music.
When I'm losing, they call me nuts. When I'm winning, they call me eccentric.
I don't discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I'm not interested in philosophy classes.
You better have great practices.
