Alice Cooper Quotes - Page 5

Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose.

It just seemed that we always ended up at the Rainbow, to the point where they finally just said, why don't you guys go up into this loft where we'll kind of protect people from coming around and, you know, sitting on the tables. And we thought that was a great idea.

If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.

I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school.

I always think that you should be striving to write your best song.

I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.

Hard rock will always be hard rock, but you don't really know what is rock - and what isn't - anymore. I don't consider a lot of the pop things I hear on the radio to be rock 'n' roll. It's just kind of fragmented.

My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.

Make that money run like honey on your tongue.

Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.

My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When you're in an eight-mile race, you never give up.

He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain.

The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress, the boy's got a .38 hidden in his desk.

I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark.

There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time.

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.

You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it's great to get these while you're alive, I'd hate to get them after you're dead.

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid.

City people live the city. We live in L.A., New York, we live in places where it's chaotic and you never know what's gonna happen. And that's the music - you never know what's gonna happen.

I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice, I wanna be elected.

You were out on tour, 75 cities in 80 days, and then making records on top of it. And they started calling us the Hollywood Vampires 'cause anybody only saw us at night.