Alcohol Quotes

Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.

First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

Islam doesn't try to destroy cultures; it cleans them up. You can keep your language but get rid of your racist speech. You can keep your style of cooking, but get rid of alcohol. You can keep your cultural dresses, but keep your modesty on the highest level.

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Almost without exception alcoholics are tortured by loneliness.

Success is my drug of choice.

It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off.

It is time to tax and regulate marijuana like alcohol. It is time to end the arrests of so many people and the destruction of so many lives for possessing marijuana.

The danger of psychedelic drugs, the danger of mind-opening, the danger of consciousness expansion, the danger of inner discovery is a danger to the establishment.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.