I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.
The last birthday that's any good is 23.
When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.
