Ann Coulter Quotes - Page 15

Back when they supported segregation, Lott and Thurmond were Democrats.

[Alan] Dershowitz has also offered to defend Osama bin Laden in court, saying it would be an act of high patriotism. It's kind of too bad there isn't going to be a trial. Having Dershowitz defend him could be Osama's only shot at not being the least popular person in the courtroom.

How about a new game show called 'Battle Begala?' Contestants would pick any obscure bad thing that happened anywhere in the world, and Paul would have 10 seconds to explain why it is President Bush's fault.

If colleges wanted to admit only legacies, or only tuba players, or only people who got astonishingly low SAT scores ' to ensure some of their graduates would be U.S. senators one day ' the Constitution wouldn't stop them. What the states, including state colleges, cannot do under the Constitution is discriminate on the basis of race.

You know, OK, I made a few jokes - and they killed 3000 Americans. Fair trade.

Enjoy most: the prospect of having an impact on the public debate. Irritating liberals is a close second.

If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one gunman... Don't pray. Learn to use guns.

We were terrified that Jones would settle. It was contrary to our purpose of bringing down the president.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level.

I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.

The only sexism involved in the Miers nomination is the administration's claim that once they decided they wanted a woman, Miers was the best they could do. Let me just say, if the top male lawyer in the country is John Roberts and the top female lawyer is Harriet Miers, we may as well stop allowing girls to go to law school.

Gays (homosexuals) usually bring up the argument about all the straight couples living in 'sham' marriages, but I see no point in dragging the Clintons into this

When liberals start acting like they're opposed to pre-marital sex and mothers having careers, you know McCain's vice presidential choice has knocked them back on their heels.

What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies

As Bush said, after detailing some of Saddam Hussein's charming practices: “If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning.” It's not as if anyone is worried that we're making a horrible miscalculation and could be removing the Iraqi Abraham Lincoln by mistake.

It is a law of nature that everything run by the government will get more expensive and worse over time. Everything run by the private sector will get better and cheaper over time. The fact that [Obamacare] starts this badly does not bode well....We want healthcare run on the same system that gave us cell phones, flat screens, Jerry Garcia chia pets. Everything you submit to the free market...keeps getting better and better.

Would that it were so! ... That the American military were targeting journalists.

Harriet Miers isn't qualified to play a Supreme Court justice on The West Wing , let alone to be a real one.

The tolerant liberal suddenly becomes very intolerant when their official religion is challenged.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.

Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.