Jokes Quotes

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.

And what exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke?

A symphony is no joke.

Laughter is the only tenable attitude in a universe which is a joke played on itself.

Desegregation is a joke.

It's not appropriate to joke about the Ku Klux Klan.

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.

Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes.

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

One of my secrets is to joke all the time.

Some people, they just don't get a joke.

[Elbowing incident] was a joke but what I want to say now is that I'm a bit sad that everyone failed to see that.

Life must go on, even if it's no joke...just pretend to believe in the future.

I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.

My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.

You name any horrific thing, and I can make a joke out of it.

Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.

Life is a joke that's just begun.