Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes - Page 12

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.

Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.

I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body

Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.

In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.

Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.

Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

Better start rushing before the rush begins!

Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.

MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.

If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.

No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.

My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.

Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.

What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.