Sure, I'd love to beat Notre Dame, don't get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of the state!
If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, Tide, Roll!"
I don't hire anybody not brighter than I am. If they're not brighter than I am, I don't need them.
It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.
Here's a twenty, bury two.
Lee Roy was the best college linebacker - bar none. He would have made every tackle on every play if they had stayed in bounds.
