Dames Quotes

I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care.

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.

Sure, I'd love to beat Notre Dame, don't get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of the state!

I learned everything I know about plot from Dame Agatha (Christie).

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

Dame Poverty gave me my name, And Pain godfathered me.

One of the quainter quirks of life is that we shall never know who dies on the dame day as we do ourselves.

I don't know what my appeal is. I can see I've got blue eyes and don't look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame but I can't understand the fuss.

Those who know Notre Dame, no explanation’s necessary. Those who don’t, no explanation will suffice.

I find it easier to abstain than do a little bit of anything. I'm not a 'little bit' kind of dame. I want it all, whatever I do.

Whether you like it or not, you're a national figure after five games at Notre Dame.

You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.

I've made a wonderful living playing that theatrical character - the professional brassy dame

You don't go to Notre Dame to learn something, you go to Notre Dame to be somebody.

To a gargoyle on the ramparts of Notre Dame as Esmeralda rides off with Gringoire Quasimodo says. "Why was I not made of stone like thee?

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!

I'm going to be the next head coach at Notre Dame.

I am not qualified to be a Dame. To be Dame you have to represent England in a way that I don't.

Dames are always pulling a switch on you.

I tried to find a rhythm, and I stopped comparing myself to anybody else. One of the great phrases for me is "Compare and despair." If I compare myself to Kate Middleton or Dame Judi Dench, I'm going to come out at the bottom and be sad.

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

I saw pale kings and princes too, Pale warriors, death-pale were they all; They cried- "La Belle Dame sans Merci Hath thee in thrall!

People are usually made Dames for virtues I do not possess.

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

Dame Fortune, like most others of the female sex, is generally most indulgent to the nimble-mettled blockheads.