Betty White Quotes - Page 2

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

Those that just talk are also the ones that say, 'Why don't they do this?' and 'Why don't they do that?' Well, they're they. We're all they, and we can all do a little something.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

Once someone has had the good fortune to share a true love affair with a Golden Retriever, one's life and one's outlook is never quite the same.

There is no fool like an old fool.

I had to make a major decision with myself because I just don't think you can do both: try to have a baby career and raise it and have a baby baby and raise it. And to try to do justice to either one. It was a very conscious decision on my part not to have children - which I have never regretted.

Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.

I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise.

I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

Humor is like music. It's a rhythm, and you just kind of get the rhythm of it, and you have to know not to let the beat go too long, but to leave a beat in there for it to gel.

Of course, nobody's tearing my door down. If you're successful you're going to intimidate and scare off the people you'd like to spend time with. They're not going to approach you. And the ones who do are often there because you are a celebrity.

I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!

Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old.

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

It’s [old age] not a surprise, we knew it was coming – make the most of it. So you may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game.

I can't get over that at this age I don't feel this age. I'm not trying to be any younger. I'm not lying about my age. If I were lying about my age, I would say I was 89. I'm just at one of those good times in one's life. I'm at one of the high spots. I'm healthy enough to enjoy it. I'm surrounded by friends I adore. Isn't that kind of the best way to sign off?