Betty White Quotes

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...' .. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.

You're never too old for anything!

Snow always inspires such awe in me. Just consider one tiny snowflake alone, so delicate, so fragile, so ethereal. And yet, let a billion of them come together through the majestic force of nature, they can screw up a whole city.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm still curious about them. You know people who are already saying, 'I'm going to be 30 - oh, what am I going to do?' Well, use that decade! Use them all!

Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.

I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.

All creatures must learn to coexist. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can't mate or the mice would explode.

I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it proper appreciation. Friendship can be so comfortable, but nurture it-don't take it for granted.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.