As President, I will institute a procedure in which all convicted criminals will have this brass ring will be surgically implanted into their foreheads-Americans have a right to know who they can trust. I don't care if you're 5, 6, or 7 years old, if you're a first-time offender, you're gonna go to Purgatory and it's not gonna be fun!
I would wrestle Hulk Hogan when I'm 50 years old.
I'm making the comeback of the century.
Ken Patera was the strongest man in the world, but he was probably the most gentleman in the ring.
