Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.
Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!
You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.
Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.
You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!
Oh its real, its damn real
Pro wrestling is not fake; it's sports entertainment. We go out there and we perform, and a lot of what we do out there is real, but we're not going to insult anyone's intelligence - there is a predetermined winner. It's just the fans don't know who it is, and that's what makes it so intriguing.
I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.
I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.
You don't BOO an Olympic Gold Medalist!
Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today by the way, where we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques . And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or caribou, or even a grizzly.
Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.
You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking
I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!
I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?
I teased Randy Orton because he started using my finish, the Angle Slam. I said, 'Hey, I don't mind you using it, but at least give it a name.' When he hits it, the announcers just say, 'Well, he just hit that... thing.'
You can turn a giant into a mouse just by getting him fatigued. That was my whole game plan.
Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting.
Children love me, dammit!
Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough
Pro wrestling was there, and I was good at it, thank God. I started getting a lot of offers, but unfortunately, at WWE I was under a tight leash. I think it had a lot to do with The Rock making the transition, and me possibly being the next guy - you know, the company didnt want to lose another top performer.
Im in professional wrestling, which is what I do for a living. I coordinate stunts. I memorize them.
You know... when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds like just incredible
