Bobby Heenan Quotes - Page 2

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.