The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
