Pounds Quotes

Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... " Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?" Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price

An ounce of behavior is worth a pound of words.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

If I listened to my instincts, I'd be down at the pub chasing women, not under a 400 pound bar squatting

You can have everything in the world and still be the loneliest man. And that is the most bitter type of loneliness, success has brought me world idolisation and millions of pounds. But it's prevented me from having the one thing we all need: A loving, ongoing relationship.

I am beginning to measure myself in strength, not pounds. Sometimes in smiles.

An adult male weighs at least 200 pounds

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.

I thought I had too much money to be happy and normal. Thousand of pounds is just too much for a working person to handle all of a sudden, and I felt I didnt deserve it.

I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irascible.

Oh, a bookshop. Why not pop in and buy a little Kant? And perhaps just a quarter-pound of Kafka. Don't bother to wrap it, thanks. I'll eat it here.

When you hang with a bunch of 300-pound linemen, you tend to find the places that are the greasiest and serve the most food.

I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

Can't you see it all makes perfect sense, expressed in dollars and cents, pounds shillings and pence, can't you see it all; makes perfect sense

Consider the biggest animals on the planet: elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and bone without ever eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas.

In our time, the curse is monetary illiteracy, just as inability to read plain print was the curse of earlier centuries.

Some coaches pray for wisdom. I pray for 260-pound tackles. They'll give me plenty of wisdom.

If you owe your bank a hundred pounds, you have a problem. But if you owe a million, it has.

I represent more the healthy, happy, curvy, strong woman. And that sounds much healthier to me than being 80 pounds and skinny as a bean.

It takes a bee 10,000,000 trips to collect enough nectar to make 1 pound of honey.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

I will lose twenty pounds like... I can lose ten... I have. I can lose ten in a week and a few days.

Whenever we criticize ourselves, we compound the issue.

Scales lie! You lose thirty pounds of muscle and you gain thirty pounds of fat and you weigh the same, right? Take that tape measure out. That won't lie. Your waistline is your lifeline. It should be the same as it was when you were a young person.

I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.