I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.
If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.
There are more hooligans in the House of Commons than at a football match.
If he'd been English or Swedish, he'd have walked the England job.
Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.
Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.