That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.
That putt had more breaks than a government job.
Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive.
Golf is like smoking, I have been trying to quit for years.
I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half.
It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole.
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.