Smoking Quotes

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

I'm so high, it's so lonely up here

Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.

Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!

As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn't in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

If you say to yourself 'It's difficult to get up in the morning', 'It's hard to cease smoking', then you are already using hypnotic suggestions on yourself

Saying sulfates do not cause acid rain is the same as saying that smoking does not cause lung cancer.

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.

Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself

I ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.

I applaud the American Cancer Society for all they do to eradicate smoking. Their local, state and national efforts help to discourage young people from taking up this deadly habit and the resources they provide have helped numerous smokers quit.

I wouldnt mind seeing opera die. Ever since I was a boy, I regarded opera as a ponderous anachronism, almost the equivalent of smoking.

Each of us should think of the future. Every puff on a cigarette is another tick closer to a time bomb of terrible consequences. Christopher Hitchens didn't care about the consequences of smoking cigarettes. Tragically, he died of throat cancer in December 2011.

I DON'T smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.

There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire. If you're jealous of those with more money, don't just sit there and complain. Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing and more time working.

Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend.

I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?