Charles Barkley Quotes - Page 2

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.

I'm never embarassed.

We're not all supposed to think alike.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it's about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.

I'm serious. I've got to get people to realize that the government is full of it. Republicans and Democrats want to argue over stuff that's not important, like gay marriage or the war in Iraq or illegal immigration... When I run - if I run - we're going to talk about real issues like improving our schools, cleaning up our neighborhoods of drugs and crime and making Alabama a better place for all people.

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing each other, not getting their education. You know, people have died to put us in a situation to be successful.

Being black or white isn't an accomplishment. What you do with your life - or what you accomplish with your life - dictates what you should be proud of.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

I was a Republican until they lost their minds

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

The word conservative means discriminatory practically. It's a form of political discrimination. What do the Republicans run on? Against gay marriage and for a war that makes no sense. A war that was based on faulty intelligence. That's all they ever talk about. That and immigration. Another discriminatory argument for political gain.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.