Charles M. Schulz Quotes about Funny

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.