Chi Chi Rodriguez Quotes - Page 2

When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.

The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.