Monkeys Quotes

If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys.

You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town

Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter.

I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey...

Your mind makes you dance like a monkey all the time... Now you have to become stronger; you have to make the mind dance. Make it dance on the stage of mantra. For that, mediate and repeat mantra.

Pardon me, but we did not have the time to exchange that kind of personal information," Magnus said. "I could not have known! Moreover, I wish to assure both of you that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys." he paused and winked. "I didn't actually see any, so I never got the chance.

"Monkey bars," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and started swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.

Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.

A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.

Year by year, the monkey's mask reveals the monkey

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

You monkeys only think you're running things.

One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him. - Monkey D. Luffy

Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys.

My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.

Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?

We've just barely stopped being monkeys.

Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey.

You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly and, you know, when the monkeys will come and ask for the bananas, they won't act like monkeys. If you want them to act on what their true nature is, you've got to leave them alone.

Even monkeys fall from trees.

We have changed. We are no longer, as I said, bipedal monkeys. We are instead a kind of cybernetic coral reef of organic components and inorganic technological components.

Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for.