Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.
England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.
He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.
Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.
He went through a non-existant gap.
Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day
If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.
That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?
One or two of their players aren't getting any younger
He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.
Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!
And now with Argentina out, they will be on the plane home with France
If they come back it's a night we'll remember for a long time. But that's a capital if.
Anelka was travelling so fast that he couldn't keep his own feet
That shot was going goalboundward
Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.
