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The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life.

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life.

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Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

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Attack the evil that is within yourself, rather than attacking the evil that is in others.

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A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door.

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Confucius, Qian Sima (1938). “The wisdom of Confucius”, Modern Library

Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.

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A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.

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Confucius “The Analects”, W. W. Norton & Company

Do not worry about not holding high position; worry rather about playing your proper role. Worry not that no one knows of you; seek to be worth knowing.

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"The Best of Confucius".

The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.

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Confucius (2013). “Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean”, p.150, Courier Corporation

To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.

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They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.

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The sun and moon shine on all without partiality.

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Confucius (1967). “Li Chi: Book of Rites: An Encyclopedia of Ancient Ceremonial Usages, Religious Creeds, and Social Institutions”

Sincerity is the way of heaven.

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Confucius, James Legge (1893). “Confucian Analects: The Great Learning, and The Doctrine of the Mean”, p.413, Courier Corporation

Virtue is not solitary; it is bound to have neighbors

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Confucius, (2008). “The Analects”, Oxford Paperbacks

Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

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If you don't know how to live, why wonder about death?

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Even in killing men, observe the rules of propriety.

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The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later.

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Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.

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Heaven means to be one with God.

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At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning. At thirty, I stood firm. At forty, I had no doubts. At fifty, I knew the decrees of Heaven. At sixty, my ear was receptive to truth. At seventy, I could follow my heart's desires without sin.

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Without knowing the force of words, it is impossible to know more.

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Confucius (2016). “The Analects”, p.114, Open Road Media

The people may be made to follow a path of action but they may not be made to understand it.

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c.479 BC The Analects.

He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them.

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The scholar does not consider gold and jade to be precious treasures, but loyalty and good faith.

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The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development.

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