I've discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, "I'm dating a billionaire," but we did not have the same taste in music, and it was doomed.
Don't date the captain of the football team; be the captain of the football team.
Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.
I have a deathly fear of mediocrity and that nips at my heels and gets me into a lot of trouble.
I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!
[Kurt Cobain] had a lot of German in him. Some Irish. But no Jew. I think that if he had had a little Jew he would have [expletive] stuck it out.
If you (the press) lie about us, I will hit you, Kurt will shoot you, and we both will sue.
I like all the angels around because they protect me and my daughter. I mean, her Dad's an angel.
I'm covered with loser dust.
When you're feeling overwhelmed in business, one smart idea can beat the biggest Super Bowl ad.
When I see 16 year-olds waiting for me, I just want to spank them and give them guitars and tell them to start bands. It's a bummer that girls have to respond to rock artists sexually instead of, like, 'wow, me too!'.
There's not a lot of people expressing anger in the culture. They're expressing a lot of hyper-exaggerated sexuality.
Songs need to have a secret, cryptic, thematic thing about them, otherwise they are just messy and all over the place.
He was so gorgeous... Kurt. I don't know how I got lucky that way.
The American public really does have a death wish for me. They want me to die. I'm not going to die.
The minute I got skinny and got a nose job and became photogenic, and all of a sudden I had a bidding war, and every boy I ever wanted, wanted me.
Much of my high-jinx have been drug-related. When you're under 30, whatever, but once you're past 40 it's just ugly.
I have a lot of regrets, of course I do. I should have taken that part; I should have maybe married that one, I don't know, but I didn't. So I am what I am and I'm pretty confident that I can break in. I think what I have to offer on film and on television is honest.
You need to write on your own and produce your own life.
I think when you get married, it should be forever. Even though I did get married once and it was annulled. I don't know. For myself, I just want to have kids by the same person and stay with the same person.
If I see a chick playing guitar, I'm drawn to that band immediately. I want to know everything, even if it's completely electronic. But you have to really get my attention if you're male. I can't help it. It's part of my nature.
There are ten commandments, I've only broken three.
Being a rock star is like being a cult leader - you really have to be in your own religion.
I would like to say in defense of the Christian religion that there are nice things about it. There really are. And Marilyn can tear up the Bible all he wants and I understand why, but... there's good things in the Bible. Good things. Like about, you know, not killing people, and... you know... not sleeping with people's husbands.
These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants and a cellphone book.