Toilets Quotes

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.

My name is only an anagram of toilets.

Eating, bathing, going to the toilet, talking, thinking, and many other activities related to the body are all work. How is it that the performance of one particular act is alone (considered) work? To be still is to be always engaged in work. To be silent is to be always talking.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.

And it makes you wonder—how can a people incapable of selecting their own lightbulbs and toilets possess enough competence to vote for their own rulers and fill out complicated tax returns?

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

You spend your whole life trying to get known and then you spend the rest of it hiding in the toilet.

[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to.

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

All through life there were distinctions - toilets for men, toilets for women; clothes for men, clothes for women - then, at the end, the graves are identical.

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

I do all my interviews on the toilet.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

I think toilets are more important than temples.