One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?
Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.
If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?
If Jesus was a baby, there was a point, on that Holiest of nights, in that Holiest of mangers, where he made a big, Holy load.
