I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.
I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on.
I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!
The show has to be good because you want to be good. But if it's not good, it doesn't matter.
I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.
There are way too many comedians now.
There's nothing worse than a poorly staged house.
When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in.
I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.
