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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Daniel Handler
Love, Family, Baby
"Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid". Book by Daniel Handler, April 24, 2007.

the mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart has one:yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done.

Daniel Handler
Love, Heart, Eye

Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night's sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.

Daniel Handler
Love, Believe, Sleep

Desperate times call for desperate measures" is an aphorism which here means "sometimes you need to change your facial expression in order to create a workable disguise." The quoting of an aphorism, such as "It takes a village to raise a child," "No news is good news," and "Love conquers all," rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen, which is why we provide our volunteers with a disguise kit in addition to helpful phrases of advice.

Daniel Handler
Love, Children, Mean

One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him.

Daniel Handler
Love, Weed, Dark

Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.

Daniel Handler
Love, Feel Better, Long
"The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 1)". Book by Lemony Snicket (pen name of Daniel Handler), September 30, 1999.

Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junkmail. You can't be ready for such a thing any more than salt water taffy gets you ready for the ocean.

Daniel Handler
Love, Ocean, Feet
"Adverbs". Book by Daniel Handler, 2006.

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